HOW TO GET AN 'A' IN CORY'S ENTERTAINMENT MARKETING CLASS. VOL. 4

HAVE SEX.

Those crazy Brits (no doubt related to Anthony or friends of Stephy) have done a study over "a fortnight" and revealed that those who have "penetrative intercourse…were found to be the least stressed, and their blood pressure returned to normal faster than those who had engaged in other forms of sexual activity such as masturbation."

They tested stress levels by having the subjects give presentations.

But Dr Peter Bull, a social and political psychologist at the University of York, said there were other ways to prepare for a speech that were more likely to reduce stress.

He said: "You are probably better off thinking about what you are going to say, and preparing thoroughly.

I am going to leave any insinuations to this years NSAC presentation team.